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A Doctor vacationing... 14 years 5 months ago #41605

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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

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Re: A Doctor vacationing... 14 years 5 months ago #41610

Dominic Maricic Offline Administrator Dominic Maricic Posts: 14158 Karma: 5 Thank you received: 57	How little attorneys know! You just need to plug all the sinks & faucets and turn on all the water. Instant flood Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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