TOPIC: Dr. Seuss B-day

Dr. Seuss B-day 13 years 8 months ago #47050

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Its Doctor Seuss Birthday... Here's his take on Aging.

The Cat In The Hat On Aging

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sence of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-- can you tell?
my body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass

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Re: Dr. Seuss B-day 13 years 7 months ago #47058

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