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Dust O MY 16 years 9 months ago #6132

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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt! '

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'

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Re: Dust O MY 16 years 9 months ago #6169

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Re: Dust O MY 16 years 9 months ago #6413

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Re: Dust O MY 16 years 9 months ago #6419

John Sopher Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2417 Thank you received: 0	Yup Jay.... Bigger, ummmm, underwear! lol Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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