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The Amish Farmer 16 years 5 months ago #13598

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An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das Wasser nicht.

Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.."

Which means:

"Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I do not understand your gibberish..... Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man calmly says:

"Use two hands, and you'll get more!"

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